Customer Reviews for
Crank
Reviewed by: zazen2004 on 4/26/2007 3:41:39 AM
this is a great movie if you are 12 years old, have an iq of about 46, live in an LA ghetto, and dream of being a gang banger.
Reviewed by: mitt63 on 4/1/2007 5:52:48 PM
This was just barely watchable. I'll admit it was entertaining, but not in a quality action-movie way like Die Hard, or many of the Stalone movies... a bit campy. Not even as good as the two Transporter movies.
Reviewed by: bmehmet on 3/18/2007 6:00:35 PM
old plot; but with an original idea. Crazy entertaining. Makes you feel like your on crack and raises your blood pressure.
Reviewed by: pigalufages on 3/14/2007 10:10:49 PM
Reviewed by: gabe3000 on 3/13/2007 5:57:58 AM
If anything will flush Jason Statham's career down the toilet it would be this movie.What an embarrassment to his career.Big waste of time.
Reviewed by: theliz on 3/2/2007 4:17:01 PM
Can't they think of anything more original?
Reviewed by: imkaiko on 2/21/2007 6:26:27 PM
Jason Statham's kind of action. i like it~
Reviewed by: Super_me on 2/17/2007 11:43:08 AM
Being a fan of over the top Hong Kong cinema I enjoyed this movie
Reviewed by: dimondeprincess on 2/16/2007 2:17:08 PM
This movie was so stupid.I thought it was gonna be good cuz Jason Statham was gonna be in it, but the whole movie sucked.And I was a little bit tipsy when I saw it.It sucked
Reviewed by: conigrl on 2/16/2007 10:04:45 AM
Everything about this movie was a disapointment; the action scenes were absurd, the sex scene, which could have been at least funny (not at all sexy) was just wrong. I wish I could rate it zero stars!
Reviewed by: B123Morgan on 2/13/2007 6:40:33 PM
His other films are pretty good- this is a plain crap toilet spanky punchy low-budget meaningless film- run quickly away- not a good film at all.
Reviewed by: beachbumed on 2/10/2007 5:36:08 AM
This is a creative and entertaining action flick. If you are a Jason Statham fan (The Transporter) you will enjoy this movie. The actors all excel in their roles and each deserves consideration for future films. Amy Smart has the potential to be a serious and well employed leading actress. Directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor deserve much of the credit in that it is apparent they had a vision for the film and were able to communicate that vison to cast and crew. The individuals responsible for final editing also deserve substantial credit.
Reviewed by: tenfold on 2/3/2007 11:13:51 PM
This movie is the dumbest, most rediculous movie ever made. This movie is more or less a movie that a pre-teen would sneak into for cool points. Really, i suggest you only buy this movie if you're a beefcake frat boy, or a promiscuous cheerleader..because those are the only types of people this movie has the ability to entertain.
Reviewed by: eccedaxdux on 1/25/2007 9:47:39 PM
the movie is not without its interesting points, all of which are the opening pan shots of statham's apartment.the rest is 9.5/10 noise.
Reviewed by: ralphnaderchop on 1/11/2007 4:01:13 PM
This was a pretty good movie, lots of action, little BS, and some humor mixed in. Not a film for kids. Graphic scenes comparable to Saving Private Ryan. Realistic action scenes. Something different and original, deserves more credit.