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The world's biggest movie star is missing, and nobody's going to find her...until she finds herself. Starring CHERYL POLLAK, RON PERLMAN, UDO KIER, and HOLLAND TAYLOR!

Director Paul Morrissey (Heat) upends the horror genre with the grisly, hilarious, and strangely poignant story of Count Dracula (Udo Kier), forced to vacate his home and familyto search for the blood of noble Italian virgins.

Within the decadent walls of the Frankenstein mansion, the Baron (Udo Kier) and his depraved assistant Otto (Arno Juerging) have discovered the means of creating new life.

Meet Joseph Rex (Roy Jahangard), the quintessential middle-aged sad sack. Out of shape and the butt of fat jokes lobbed by an office rival, Joseph takes an unusual route to shake his midlife slump...